DL's Daily AffirmationThings to do with Used Stripper Glitter

Things to do with Used Stripper Glitter

SMEAR STRIPPER GLITTER ON THE SLIP OF PAPER WITH THE STRIPPER’S PHONE NUMBER ON IT SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHICH PHONE NUMBER GOES TO WHICH GIRL.

Use stripper glitter to decorate “I’m Sorry.” card for your fiancée.

Put used stripper glitter on Christmas cards for old-fashioned snow affect.

Leave stripper glitter on fax room doorknob and amuse yourself with how far it spreads.

Put used stripper glitter in your girlfriend’s lip gloss and wait for the magic to rub off on her.

Apply stripper glitter to special card so you can ask hot girls if they might have lost it.

Add used stripper glitter to the edge of a bulletin board memo and see what kinds of rumors spark.

Put stripper glitter on your boss’s briefcase and wait for your opportunity to get his office.

Put used stripper glitter on a balding ornament to add holiday zest.

Some like to put used stripper glitter on a payphone receiver in the hope the magic spreads across the city.

Save used stripper glitter to decorate your D&D miniatures.

Add used stripper glitter to your private stripper dust collection album.

Put stripper glitter on the envelope you mail the letter to your poor old Grandma in.

Use stripper glitter in your personal scrapbook.

Rub used stripper glitter onto your cheekbones for a demented pixie look.

Use stripper glitter to begin your lifelong project to convert your apartment into the Taj Mahal using the glitter instead of gold flakes.

Put stripper glitter in your boss’s coffee cup with the hope the magic changes him forever.

Sprinkle stripper glitter over your head, and be sure to think happy thoughts.

Use stripper glitter to add a little bling to your cell phone.

Spread stripper glitter on adhesive labels to make your own sparkle stickers.

Keep stripper glitter in a special container to save for a rainy day.

Add used stripper glitter to the collar of a shirt and go clubbing. The girls will swarm!

Use stripper glitter to lubricate office chair wheels and take care of the annoying squeak.

Smear stripper glitter on your favorite jig to attract the harder-to-catch super bass.

Save stripper glitter to eventually use to flip-flop your car paint and pimp your ride.

Put used stripper glitter on your dog’s collar to give your doggie some puppy bling.

Wipe stripper glitter onto your feet to give them a magical, ethereal look.

Leave stripper glitter on your enter key so you reminisce every time you strike it.

Spread used stripper glitter on your teeth to give them that Miss America sparkle.

Add stripper glitter to your New Years’ Eve confetti. No one will know.

Put used stripper glitter on your wedding corsage. It looks just like raindrops and won’t get your tux wet!

Put stripper glitter in box to keep in case there is ever a stripper glitter shortage in the future.

Save stripper glitter to eventually recycle the metal backing.

Put stripper glitter on a dollar to offer to—who else, a stripper! It’s the ultimate tribute.

Put stripper glitter on a tea bag that you are going to brew for your girlfriend’s mom. Ooh, it’s essence a-la-exotic.

Save stripper glitter for your future girlfriend to use in her act.

Use stripper glitter to bling out the sign for your business in a unique and recycling way.

Mix stripper glitter in your best friend’s ham salad sandwich to show them how much you care.

Smear stripper glitter on the slip of paper with the stripper’s phone number on it so you can remember which phone number goes to which girl.

Use stripper glitter to beautify ordinary dollar store candles.

Some enjoy using stripper glitter to lubricate stuck door handles in the winter because it’s so hot and melts the ice.

Add used stripper glitter to your comic con costume so you look more super.

Use stripper glitter to add reflective surfaces to bicycles and gym shoes.

Put stripper glitter on your car air freshener to make it even more fresh.