Sunday, March 10, 2013

I am a smart woman......

However, I do the stupidest shit sometimes.

I just caught myself procrastinating taking out the trash.

The can was pretty much overflowing under my sink and all I was

focused on was seeing just how much I could shove in the can before the trash

started spilling out, it was like a game.

"Really lazy ass...REALLY??!!  Who's going to pick up your slack?

Do you think a unicorn is going to come flying down and

magically whisk away your trash to another place and time while you sleep?".

NO!!!  So, I stopped being lazy and took out the trash,

that whole 30 seconds it took to handle that really set me back.

I can pull 6 day work weeks or work 16 hour days but I can't

muster up enough initiative to take out the trash....lmao....WOW!!

I'm a beautiful gem sometimes :)