Sunday, January 6, 2013

Funny Jenna Marbles quotes

Your body is a wonderland, but it's your choice if you want wonderland to be an exclusive club that takes forever to get into or if wonderland is a theme park where kids get in for free on saturdays with a canned good.
-Jenna Marbles


Monogamy is a state of higher evolution, anyone can be a slut but it takes logic and higher reasoning to sleep with one person.
-Jenna Marbles